So I was digging around on my boy C.J. Gettys yesterday, you know the dude I said was my big x-factor for UNC Wilmington pulling the upset. Doing my game prep so I could throw out some gems on Twitter Darren Rovell style. Just checking around for some info, casually browsing his player page, la di daaa…
Wait what the hell.
I mean first of all putting “loves milk” in your personal info as one of the top highlights of your personality is legitimately some psychopath shit. But casually dropping that you chugged a gallon of it? Like 128 fucking ounces in one sitting? Is that even possible?
I don’t know how it relates directly, but this whole thing has to somehow explain that performance yesterday afternoon.
God damnit I can’t believe I have a big red X on my bracket now because of this gallon-of-milk-chugging goofball.
h/t Rodger Sherman