Chinese Dude So Angry About The Deal He Got On His Car That He Drove Through The Front Of The Dealership

 

 

That man just lived the dream of every person who has ever bought a car. There isn’t a worse experience a person can have than buying a new car. I’ve only done it one time (2009 Chevy Cobalt stand the fuck up) and I might just keep my current car forever so I never have to do it again. I’m not kidding. I’m not a born negotiator. I don’t know how to wheel and deal. It’s not my thing at all. I want a car. Let me buy a car. That’s my attitude. So when I walk into a car dealership I’m like a sheep covered in pig’s blood who accidentally wandered into a lion’s den. They see me coming from a mile away. Yeah, I eventually walked outta there with a car but I had no money or dignity left. The car salesman I had was like a sketchy car salesman you’d see in a bad movie and he worked me like a heavy bag. If that Chinese dude’s car salesman was anything like mine, I get it. I totally get it. It took every shred of my being to not drive my new car through the front of the building after it was over. If my car ever dies I plan on walking everywhere.