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Forget The Summer Of Dwight, All I Need Is The Summer Of Mike Dunleavy Jr.

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Dwight Howard this and Dwight Howard that. Houston sucking his dick. Mark Cuban rolling out the red carpet the Lakers getting desperate. Who cares. The biggest free agent signing of the summer already happened and he goes by the name of Mike Dunleavy Jr.

 

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In all seriousness though I like this signing. Three point shooting, a little size, savvy veteran. Basically down with anyone who can hit open shots because once D-Rose is back that’s how the offense runs. Make your open shots that Derrick gets you and we’ll be all good. The only thing that sucks is that this is goodbye to Bellinelli and one of Stacey’s best recurring calls.