LA Times - The two intoxicated women blasted music from a “boom box” on board the Spirit Airlines flight Wednesday morning from Baltimore to Los Angeles. When passengers complained, the loud-music lovers held the boom box in the air. But what played out so beautifully when John Cusack did it in “Say Anything” hit a sour note in real life high in the skies. Authorities say five women got into a brawl on Spirit Flight 141 before it landed at Los Angeles International Airport. Spirit Airlines spokesman Paul Berry said several other customers asked the women to turn down the music, but the women refused. Instead, the women posed a challenging question: “What are you going to do?” “Then to provoke the other customer they were holding up their boom box in the air, waving it around,” Berry said. That’s when a second group of passengers approached the two women and a fight started, he said.
Baltimore stand up! Spirit Airlines stand up! Most Baltimore/Spirit Airlines shit of all time. It’s so fucking perfect because homeless people won’t take Spirit because that shit is too ratchet for them. Hey Bummy McHobo, want this round trip ticket on Spirit Airlines? Naw, I’m good fam. Spirit is the Mega Bus of the sky. The pilots are blind, the windows are duct taped on, and the cushions don’t act as flotation devices, nor do the flight attendants. But best of all, they charge you for each and every carry on. Pretty sure you can’t bring a coat on board unless you pay $25. However, these hood ass women brought a fucking BOOM BOX on the plane. A boom box. And of course they started blasting it because when you’re 30,000 feet in the air, what better time to blast your Tiko Texas mix tape?
Now, on normal flights, the pilot would land the plane immediately and everyone would de-board, the FBI would be called in, and it would be a whole big mess. Not on Spirit. Nope. They just kept on trucking across the country, Baltimore to LA, as a royal rumble broke out in the aisle. That my friends, is the Spirit difference. Anything short of a malaria outbreak and that plane is wobbling its way to it’s destination. So I guess that’s the giveth to all the Spirit bullshit that taketh. You are certainly going to get to where you want to go, even if you die along the way because you got a boom box across your face. My advice- just don’t be poor and take a real airline and completely avoid Spirit. That $50 you can save by flying Spirit is no good when it’s a 50/50 chance you’re dead before you land.