Las Vegas Museum Offers To Display A Giant Replica Of Donald Trump's Dick
Express- The idea came after presidential rival Marco Rubio started a row over the size of the businessman’s penis. Victoria Hartmann, of the Erotic Heritage Museum, in Las Vegas, she was “ready to induct Trump’s penis” into the museum’s hall of fame. She said: “The Erotic Heritage Museum is best suited to preserve such an important artifact.” Her offer came after the Presidential hopeful was forced to defend the size of his ‘tiny’ hands. The billionaire came under withering fire from rivals Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz at a debate last Thursday as establishment Republicans tried to muster some unity behind a last-ditch anti-Trump effort. The clash began when Rubio pressed Trump on why he does not bring his clothing-making operations to the United States from China and Mexico if he is so interested in ‘bringing jobs home’, a central tenet of his unconventional campaign.
Put up or shut up time for The Donald. It should be illegal for anyone to blatantly say, or even hint, that they have a big dick then not show everybody. Maybe even make it into a law. We so rarely are told the truth by anybody. Everybody is just allowed to lie their faces off and nobody can do anything about it. Well that would at least partially change with this dick law. That might sound weird but it’s the truth. We can’t have people lying like that. If you say you have a big dick, prove it. It’s the law. Don’t have a big dick? Then don’t say you have a big dick and there won’t be any problems. I have never once said I have a big dick because I know better. At least this way we’ll be able to weed out the liars from the truth tellers.
It is especially pertinent if that person very well might be our next president. Donald Trump says he has a big dick? Put your money where you mouth is and have a replica of that thing put in a Las Vegas museum. Done and done. In fact, his whole candidacy for president should hinge on whether or not he has a big dick because it would prove whether he’s a liar or not. Trump shows that he actually has a big dick? Here are your keys to the White House and build that wall. Turns out he doesn’t actually have a big dick? Go back to reality TV.
PS- Also, “my dick is so great it’s in a museum” would be one hell of a pick up line.