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Stephanie From Full House Is Getting Divorced, Asks To Keep Her 2000 Avalon In Split

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(Source) Full House star Jodie Sweetin, 31, has filed for separation to end her third marriage. She filed documents Monday in Los Angeles seeking a legal separation from husband Morty Coyle, reports TMZ. They married in March 2012.

According to the court papers, Sweetin wants their 2000 Toyota Avalon, and she’s asking they split their $200 Kohl’s credit card balance. Sweetin, who detailed her troubled past and her battles with meth and alcohol problems in a 2009 memoir, and Coyle have a daughter, Beatrix, 2, together. Sweetin also has a daughter, Zoie, 5, with ex-husband Cody Herpin. Her first marriage was to Shaun Holguin. It lasted from 2002 to 2006. On Monday, the day she filed papers, Sweetin tweeted: “Hope you are all having an awesome Monday! A new week, a new beginning :).”

 

Too perfect. Kid? Nah. House? Whatever. Just give me my 2000 Avalon and I’m good. Smart fucking woman. Just because you get divorced for the third time at age 31 (almost impossible) doesn’t  mean you should stop driving around in the most luxurious vehicle god has ever created. Some people will not settle for anything less than first place. Stephanie from Full House is one of them.

 

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On a scale of 1 to 10 I miss my avalon infinity. Every single day/hour/minute/second/heartbeat.

 

 

thanks to mike for the tip