Why do I keep watching these videos? I don’t have an answer to that question but all I know is I will continue to watch these videos of candy surgery. That’s just the way it is. It scratches an itch I didn’t know needed or wanting scratching. Last time this weirdo combine a Reese’s and an Oreo. Now we’ve got him opening up the back of a 3 Musketeers bar and putting in a Kit Kat spine. Weird as fuck. Even weirder that we don’t see the guy’s face and it’s shot with Breaking Bad-type precision. I said this in the last blog but it’s all fun and games until he gets bored with candy bars and wants to start splitting open college co-eds and sewing their ears to their knees. The red flags are there. He couldn’t be waving them any higher and I’m still just like, “Oh yeah. Do it. Put that Kit Kat in that 3 musketeers bar! Do it! Oh yeah.” We are all responsible when that switch flips and people start disappearing and I’m weirdly okay with that.