Poor Erik Spoelstra

Come on Spoelstra, have a little bit of self respect. That’s one of those situations where even if it’s true you don’t have to say it out loud. Spo texting Beasley to check in on how he’s doing and then staring at his phone waiting for the little iPhone bubbles to pop up, only to be crushed when they finally do and then Beasley never replies. Fucking pathetic man. And it’s not even your fault. You coached the guy, you know him well, there’s a 99.9% chance Beasley is just too high to remember to respond, it’s no disrespect, just one of the many things disappointing characteristics of Michael Beasley.

Remember the hype surrounding that 2008 draft? 8 years later it’s like the bizarro 2003 Draft.