And there it is. Matching sweatshirts in Vegas with the Kardashian dude who also refuses to go to rehab. It was such a logical conclusion I’m actually mad at myself for not thinking of it first. Johnny Manziel will 100% date Kylie or Kendall and he will 100% become some form of reality television star burnout. The only reason it won’t happen is if everyone collectively says “come on, that’s too obvious”, because honestly, it is that obvious.