Whatever Is On Ted Cruz's Lip Is Going To Haunt My Nightmares Forever

 

 

 

I truly didn’t even want to blog this, but we’re in this together. If something pops up on my twitter a million times and makes me want to puke up my dinner then you all have to look at it too. Those are the rules.

 

As for the thing itself, where did that even come from? It looks like kernel that’s been in his mouth for months and just decided to pop up now. Like it was sitting back there, waiting for the right moment to gross America all the way out. I’d say at horrible oral hygiene immediately eliminates you from presidential contention, but at this point who knows?