Introducing "Salad Boy"...Commentators Rip Washington Kid To Shreds For Eating Salad In The Student Section of Hoops Game

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“ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YA GOT SALAD BOY?! HE’S TRYING TO GET HIS GUYS TO EAT BROKEN GLASS, AND HE’S EATING A SALAD! OH MY GOODNESS.”

Fucking Salad Boy. Hey Salad Boy you just got Internet’ed dude. Welcome to 2016. Bring your leafy greens into the sports arena and that’s what happens. Your romaine lettuce, your cucumbers, your tomatoes, your god damn shredded carrots. Hope you enjoyed it man. Hope it was crisp and awesome and healthy. Because you’re Salad Boy now. Forever.

I mean look at this. Just look at it. You got kids locked in. Focused. Ready for war.

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And then you’ve got…

fucking Salad Boy.

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Unbelievable.

Salad Boy.

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