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Girls Talked About Their First Time Giving Blowjobs And General Blowjob Thoughts

 

So listen I fully admit that I take you guys to some weird places in my quest to chronicle dumb viral Internet shit. Lesbians touching penises, gay guys touching vaginas, some places good some places bad. But I feel like a video full of possibly drunk chicks talking blowjobs is one we can all agree on. And there’s a lot going on here so I’m going to go Cliff Notes for it:

 

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This chick not giving a blowjob til 26: Uh what the fuck is up with that? She’s from somewhere Swedishy sounding so maybe it’s a European thing? One of my shameful secrets is that I have very little experience with girls who are actually from Europe so maybe this is just some trend I’m not aware of? I feel like there’s always blowjobs in tasteful black and white cinema erotique though.

 

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This chick saying she was a late bloomer because she didn’t blow dudes until high school. I say this with zero offense to her since she seems lovely but if she’s like 26 now I’d wager we’re dabbling near the 100 Dick in the Mouth club without breaking a sweat. No shame in it but it should be noted on her CarFax report.

 

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This girl blowing a guy on a school playground…if that happened as an adult it should probably get everyone involved on some sort of a watch list. Unless it’s on a see saw because that is a hilarious visual.

 

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Nothing against girls who swallow, in fact all praise be to them, but this girl being adamant about swallowing and also having been the one to blow a dude in a public park’s restroom about sums it up. You want a girl like the one after who says she wouldn’t mind spitting but is obligated to swallow. It should be about sacrifice and not looking like an idiot running out of the bathroom afterwards to spit into a sink. A girl who’s dying to swallow is probably blowing guys in park restrooms like a common hobo. That’s just science.