Sort of respect Schefter here. He has a schtick and he owns it. Literally can’t do anything in life without making it about football. Wedding Anniversary? Just make a terrible joke about franchise tags and salary cap hits. Anyone else and I would say its lame, but for Schefter, its literally the only way he knows how to communicate.
Also, wife is a lot better than I expected. Good work Schefter, you win this round, even if the two of you combined can’t be taller than 10 feet.