I think every Yankee fan has been waiting for this moment to come. Since last year and all through this offseason we’ve all been wondering one thing, what is A-Rod’s social media strategy? All along I’ve just assumed he was it was just sharing everything, kind of like everyone’s parents on Facebook, and it turns out I was right.
At the end of the day, A-Rod is a 40 year old man just trying to keep up. His kids are ashamed of his postings and tell him to knock it off with the embarrassing postings because he’s just like a normal person. Actually he’s more like a basic bitch than anything else.
He plays dress up
Tells bad jokes
Let’s everyone know how many friends he has
Gets white girl wasted
Takes clearly staged photos
And thinks hes an artist cause he took a sunset picture
But the most important thing he does that aligns with a basic, is makes sure that everyone knows he works out. But you’re not going to find another basic thats getting ready to hit 30 bombs and pass Babe Ruth.