YO KNOWS HOGS! This is just what Yo does. He hunts ducks, buys pigs, rips cigs, drives flashy cars, hits bombs and hoses motherfuckers down.
So obviously this pig is now the 2016 Mets World Series mascot. We will name him Uribe. And he will provide the extra luck this team needs to win a World Series. Channel Dark Sexy by way of Cleveland through Uribe the Grand Champion Hog and win the whole damn thing. We have literal HOG SHOWS with this guy.
And if he’s already slaughtered it and spit roasted it for the boys on the team, then we have officially sacrificed Uribe, the Champion Pig, to the Baseball Gods. Either way, World Series coming up.