Chicago Symphony Performs Chelsea Dagger, Gets Absolutely Dominated By Tommy

First of all, who gets a personalized jersey with a current player’s number? And the captain no less. Bizarre. Pick any other number besides 19 idiot.


Second, I thought this rendition sucked. Call me old fashioned but all I need when it comes to the Chelsea Dagger is a pudgy 9 year old and a simple Key Change. Let’s not reinvent the wheel here guys. Give me Tommy tickling the ivory or nothing.