So Fowler decided to re-sign with the Cubs, what can ya do? But when one door closes, another one opens. And that door is SVP putting on his best Baltimore/Dundalk accent and making Tim Kurkjian gaggle mercilessly. It has never, and will never, get old. Just two of MoCo’s finest in the bright lights of ESPN, doing a joke that the world loves, but only those who have been down here in the city can truly appreciate. Dexter Fowler, Dexter Shmowler. Give me Tim Kurkjian any day.