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Nerlens Noel Checks In From The Qatar Open Tennis Tournament...Wait, What?

Oh, you silly Qatar Open social media people. Not all tall black people who play ball for the Sixers look alike. Touche to not even taking it down and just letting people still believe that’s Nerlens Noel. Gotta stick to your guns when it comes to mistaken identity that might be racism.

Come to think of it, why the hell is Joel Embiid still in Qatar? I thought this was only supposed to be a three way getaway to get some dead baby blood stem cells injected directly into his foot. It’s been over a week. That means either some serious rehab or “Procedures” are going down, or, worse, the Shirley Temples in that slave state are too good to be true. That kind of sweet, sweet temptation can keep him there for life. EXTRA GRENADINE.

Now cue this bitch up.