FoxNews- In the list of life’s regrets, this shockingly isn’t one. A British man decided to legally change his name to Bacon Double Cheeseburger as a show of his undying love of the sandwich. Sam Smith, 33, told the U.K.’s Standard that the, “Bacon Double Cheeseburger was pretty much the first thing that came up,” after a night of drinking with his buddies who convinced him to do go ahead with the stunt. “It was the culmination of probably too many drinks in the pub where there was a conversation about names,” he said. After he sobered up, he still embraced his new identity. “I’ve got no regrets at all,” he said. So what do his parents think? “My mum was furious but my dad thinks it’s hilarious. He’s more than happy to use my new name.”
That’s a win for drunken bets and drunken plans right there. Thanks for following through, Bacon Double Cheeseburger. You’re a good man. Think about this happening in your own life. You get drunk with a bunch of buddies, the topic of names come up and everybody tells you to legally change your name to Bacon Double Cheeseburger. And guess what? You are 150% down with changing your name to Bacon Double Cheeseburger because you’re 11 beers deep and you’d do jus about anything at that point. Then you wake up the next morning and someone reminds you that you’d legally change your name to a fast food item. 99.9% of the time the person in that scenario laughs it off and doesn’t do it. Well not Bacon Double Cheeseburger. He’s taking a stand. This is for all the times we’ve been drunk and agreed to go bungee jumping or sky diving or ask out the hot girl at work only to be forgotten forever and never acted upon. If you make drunken promises or plans or bets, you have to honor them. Bacon Double Cheeseburger is more than just a name. It’s sending a message. No ragrets.
Best part of the article right here
“My mum was furious but my dad thinks it’s hilarious. He’s more than happy to use my new name.”
I’ve been watching a lot of Modern Family lately and all I could think about was how awesome Phil would think the name change was. He’d be PUMPED if Luke changed his name to Bacon Double Cheeseburger. Classic Phil.