Nothing like a subtle reminder of how more than a decade in the NFL will destroy your body. Years of beating up Jon Runyan have beaten up poor Strahan. And you know what the worst part of it all is? When the ex-Giants players are comparing scars from their playing days, Strahan’s mangled digit won’t even scratch the surface of the hell JPP will unleash on the fellas. It’ll be like in Jaws when Brody is afraid to show his scar to Quint. Apples and oranges.
But those are the old days of Giants lore. Now we have a new coach that has figured out the secret to lining East Rutherford with a bunch of new Lombardi Trophies. Brilliant.