The Complete Super Cut Of David Schwimmer Saying "Juice" In The People Vs. OJ Simpson

Hey David whats your favorite part of breakfast in the morning?

THE JUICE.

Hey David you ever drink that stuff in college? What did the kids call it? Jungle….

JUICE.

Hey David is “what” worth the squeeze?

THE JUICE.

Hey David who’s responsible for the death of Jesus Christ?

THE JUICE.

Schwimmer has been so bad on the OJ Show that I look forward to the times he’s on camera. Last night we had a Schwimmer Juice Count going. I set the over/under at 3.5. We were at 3 Juice’s with like 4 minutes to go in the episode:

And then a quick double Juice as the clock basically expired for the backdoor cover:

Final Juice Count of 5 after Schwimmer wedged a few more in there. Musberger would have lost his mind if he was doing play by play.

Whats hilarious is that Cuba Gooding Jr might even be worse in this show but people everywhere are praising him for his powerful performance. Meanwhile every week people just clown on Ross all episode for saying Juice 50 million times like an asshole.

My two other favorite moments from last night’s episode (aside from Tami Taylor talking about blowing dudes, which Clem recapped):

1. Travolta with this awkward paper toss by accident:

Complete serendipity that the paper floated that way. Definitely didnt mean to do it but its by far the best acting hes done. So symbolic of how neither Travolta, nor Shapiro, had any idea what they were doing with this OJ case.

2. OJ and the Dream Team walking into the court room with the gangsta rap music:

Twitter did it even better though:

Personally I would have gone with 2 of Americkaz Most Wanted or Murder Was The Case but G Thang works fine too.

And the episode ending with Marcia Clark gettin all cocky because she got herself a black man too was perfect: