Gotta Love All The Tiger Fanboys Cumming Themselves Because Tiger Played A Video Game Without Dying

 What are the chances Tiger doubled over in back pain and a half dozen physical therapists rushed in the second this clip stopped? 

 

Now before anyone says “shots fired” or any of that bullshit, this isn’t a knock on Trent. He and I have talked about Tiger many many times. I understand his fandom, it’s similar to my irrational belief that the Cubs will win it all or the Bears will somehow become a respectable franchise again. He’s a self admitted Tiger fanboy. I’m a guy who isn’t a hardcore Tiger hater, who understands a healthy Tiger is always better, that Tiger in the hunt makes golf exciting, but also that the healthy Tiger ship has long since sailed. I mean come on guys, are we really getting excited over a fucking video game? This is like when Brett Favre would show up at his local Mississippi high school and throw some toss with a bunch of 16 year olds. Uh oh, Brett’s coming back. Watch out guys, the old gunslinger still has a little juice left, get Bus Cook on the phone! Come on. Will Tiger compete in a couple more Majors? Sure, he’ll probably hang around a few times and bring back all the nostalgia. But Tiger as we knew Tiger is dead. Done, gone, dead.

 

He can leak all the Golden Tee clips he wants. The minute Tiger stopped pissing on waitresses at the Hooters in Orlando is the minute he lost his swag. I know he’s had a couple good years sprinkled in and he’ll probably win that Buick tournament he always wins until he’s 60. But come this June it will have been EIGHT years since his last Major victory. EIGHT! I know Golf has a different career length but eight years is a lot of fucking years, especially when you consider all the miles he’s got on that back and those knees. Facts are facts, Tiger will never be Tiger again. Adequate tour golfer? Maybe. But people who watched Tiger in his prime know that ain’t Tiger.  Sorry to be the guy who has to break the bad news.

 

 

 

PS

I actually have a bet with a friend I made 2 years ago. Tiger O/U 1.5 Major victories in his career. I took the under, he would trade that bet with me in a second now. That tells you everything.