Nothing like riding for 10 hours on an Uzbekistan Airways flight from Latvia to land and find out that the new Knicks coach is already making waves. God this team is a treasure trove of fun. While I hate to “Carrabis” Kurt Rambis like this, I absolutely love the move. Rambis knows what the lasting legacy will be of Derek Fisher in New York. Losing and (allegedly) sleeping with other players’ girls. Sometimes you need to take your focus off of the girls around your players with a little bit of T&A on your phone. And liking a tweet is the easiest way to find that special picture that may have made it move.
Being one of only eight total favs is quite an honor, too. Not just any tweet is getting that Twitter heart from Rambo. He only gives his virtual heart to the really special and/or sexy tweets.
Now there is nothing wrong with loving female masturbation. It’s like banging a tennis ball against a brick wall, which can be fun. It can be fun, but it’s not a game. It’s not a game. What you want is a partner to return the ball.
Anyway, this doesn’t REALLY shock any of us, right? Rambis has the GOAT Twitter Porn Guy Face.