What a whirlwind. Selfishly this is the worst news of all time. No one brought the unintentional comedy like Jeb Bush. Whether it was admitting to smoking weed, handing out little turtle dolls, getting bullied by Trump, or posting random pictures of his gun, Jeb Bush was everything you want in a campaign if you don’t actually care about politics and just want interesting theater. So goodbye Jeb, we’ll miss you, Trump will miss you, and maybe someday the Bush family will let you sit at the grown ups table but probably not you 4 eyed nerd. Ok, now please clap.
Congrats on the sex, Jeb!