Oh shit, welcome to the gun show, bitches! That is a 39 year old man giving Bryce a run for his money. Between his shirt and those guns I’m rooting hard for him to make the team now. You don’t want to let those pythons join the Mets. You just know what would come back and bite the Nats in the ass. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a 39 year old in that sort of shape.
Especially when you #TBT to 2007:
He was definitely going through the “I’m a rich baseball player doing whatever the fuck I want at all hours of the night” phase, looking like he took a Summer road trip hitting up all the places on Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.
Pretty crazy pitchers and catchers report today. Feels like just yesterday the season crashed and burned in front of our eyes. Blank slate, new manager, and another year of Bryce is upon us.