Regulate, Frankie! Regulate on these fools! Listen the Pope will wash your dirty feet and heal the sick and kiss your baby but he’ll do it in a calm, collected manner. He’ll take his time and you’ll wait your fucking turn. You dont pull on the Pope’s robe. This is Christianity. We aren’t Jews, got it? We dont just stamp our feet and snap our fingers and get what we want. We dont throw temper tantrums when we dont get what we want. I saw a Jewish woman at H&H bagels have a full fucking meltdown when she didnt get her lox on her bagel with schmear. Thats not how good Christians operate. A good Catholic politely waits for a chance to touch Il Papa. A good Catholic bows in reverence. He doesnt push the Pope over. This isnt some fucking boy band member we’re talking about. This is the most important person on earth. Show some respect.
Plus not only all that piety shit, but you gotta recognize that this is the type of Pope that might just throw hands. Pope Frankie…this guy right here: