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Everyone Is Freaking Out About This Granny Getting Loose In Ibiza

 

This is one of those moments where I realize how jaded the internet has made me. I watched this video and the entire time was waiting for her to go face down ass up and grind on someone’s cock. It never happened. All she did was shake her saggy titties and hop around. Sorry, grandma but its 2013, that type of dancing just doesn’t make me hard anymore.

 

Where is Hedonism Rick when you need him to show an old person how to fuck?