Nobody Likes You Canada

So that didn’t go as planned.  Not in the least.  USA was supposed to dominate and we were supposed to be drinking Canadian tears and American beers right about now.  Didn’t exactly turn out that way as we all witnessed.  However, it was an awesome game where things just didn’t fall our way.  Oh well.  At the end of the day, we Americans still come out on top as usual.  Why is that, you ask?  Because we live in America and Canadians still  have to live in Canada.  Easy victory.  Worst of luck in the gold medal game, Canada.

PS- Shout out to all of the Stoolies who came out to DC’s in Iowa City for the game.  The place was absolutely insane.  Shout out to those same Stoolies who bought me enough shots and beers to kill a herd of baby elephants.