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Dude Talking Shit While Handcuffed Should Probably Stop Pissing Himself First

Give him a shake! Simply astonishing. There are bigger fish to fry than dealing out shirtless threats while cuffed up, my man. Like figuring out how to control that pure cock magic he’s got working for him. At least there’s no problem with a prostate when you’re able to bathe yourself via Golden Showering. But really, I don’t logically understand how this works. The only explanation I have is he’s been snorting Cialas for weeks. How else do you explain the ol’ dick tucked in the waistband trick but still be powerful enough to flow through the tourniquet? That is one serious case of morning wood on Andy Stitzer levels. Take it out of the box and play with it once in awhile, pal.