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Vivid Offers Ted Cruz $1 Million For His Campaign To Star In "Cruzin for Bush" Porn

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TMZTed Cruz could fill his campaign coffers with a million bucks … with a teeny tiny string attached — he has to star in a porn flick.

As you probably know, back in the day, Ted rhapsodized about starring in a “teen tit film.”

Well, not unexpectedly, Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch has extended Mr. Cruz an offer to star in an XXX film — far more graphic than an ’80s boob movie. Hirsch suggests the title, “Cruzin for Bush.”

He’s willing to donate $1 mil through the Super Pac of Ted’s choice.

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Oook Vivid, think we need to pull it back just a little bit here. I mean I get it, you know where your bread is buttered. You know that you can hop into current events, pick out whoever is getting some good traction and offer them a porn contract to get your name in the news for a day with your latest $1 million porn contract. It’s a genius move, and I’ve been all for it – Pippa Middleton, Courtney Stodden, Casey Anthony, Amanda Knox, Hazel Jones. Hell probably even Octomom. I’d watch the shit out of all those. But Ted Cruz is where I draw the line. That’s just too much. I mean tell me the thought of watching some super hot porn star doing work then suddenly the camera cuts to this O face doesn’t give you instant nightmares.

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Gross.

Think we all know there’s only one name that can actually bring the thunder in political themed pornography, the GOAT.

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PS,

Wouldn’t mind giving it a shot. I mean at least extend the offer, see where discussions go from there.

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