How Did I Not Know About Trump's Hot Daughter Tiffany Who Is A Kappa Alpha Theta at Penn?

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Damn, total lapse on my part. All this in depth analytical political coverage around here and no mention of Trump’s smoking hot sorority girl daughter at UPenn. Not only that but I didn’t even know about her until yesterday. That’s what we like to call sleeping on the job.

1. She’s a college student.

Tiffany attends her father’s alma mater, the University of Pennsylvania, where she is double majoring in sociology (with a concentration in law) and urban studies. “She’s got all A’s at Penn, so we’re proud of her,” Donald told PEOPLE in December 2014. Tiffany also landed a coveted internship at Vogue – with a little help from her sister. She “even got to have lunch with Anna Wintour,” Ivanka told the Daily Mail in 2013. [People]

So embarrassing. I’m embarrassed. Better late than never though. Just can’t help but wonder if I had got this blog out in time if it would have influenced the votes of the good people of Iowa. Guess all we can do is wonder.

So if you’re keeping track at home, the Donald has produced this ^ ^ ^ ^

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And married this v v v v v

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