Life Could Be Worse, You Could Be This Guy Who Just Got Married


Remember MTV’s “Scared Straight”, when they would take juvenile delinquents to a prison and have convicts scream in their face for a few hours, telling them how horrible jail is? Well that’s what I feel like after I just watched this guy get dragged around on his wedding day, miserable as fuck, wanting someone to put a bullet in his forehead. I feel like a 300 pound black man just spend the past 3 hours screaming in my eyeball about the downsides of marriage, because that look, the look when he had to kiss his wife, said it all.