If Laughing At Chris Christie Saying He's Gonna Start, "Pounding The Meat" Is Wrong Then I Don't Wanna Be Right

No context necessary.  Don’t even wanna know.  No context makes it perfect the way it is.  This is the beauty of politicians getting a mic shoved in their faces every two seconds.  For the most part they’re good at talking in circles, saying the right things and avoiding the big mistake. But somewhere along the line they’re bound to say something juvenile that makes a stupid blogger like me laugh out loud. If laughing at that makes me a dumb simpleton then I don’t wanna be a smart snob.  Life is about the small things. Like the Governor of New Jersey inadvertently making a masturbation joke.  That’s the good stuff. It’s even better since I guarantee Chris Christie has at least once in his life pounded a ham sandwich and then seamlessly transitioned into pounding his meat.  He’s pounded the meat and then pounded the meat.  #WATTBA

Now please, enjoy the rest of your Friday as you think about this man pounding the meat