I Think We Have To Discuss This Girl That Thinks She's A Cat
Okay, I am going to be very careful with this one. Because I learned from the South Park when Kyle’s dad thought he was a dolphin inside that thinking you are an animal is a very sensitive subject. But if you didn’t laugh at this chick hissing at dogs, crawling on all fours, talking about chasing animals in the shadows, or discussing sleeping in the sink and meowing out the window, you are a better person than I and/or don’t have a sense of humor.
You know what though? Screw it. If you have never caught a mouse, you are not a cat. I guarantee no cat that is 20+ years old is 0-for-it’s life in mouse catching. So listen lady, I don’t know what happened to you when you were a kid, but you have to choose a different animal to be. You bring me a mouse carcass that you caught in the house, I will start considering if you are a cat again. But as of now, Big Cat is more of a feline than you are.
And this is the face of a guy that has gotten in WAY over his head. Fat Kurt Cobain has to be running through all his decisions at life that brought him to this point.
