Russell Wilson Tweeted That Ciara Was His Woman Crush Wednesday After Googling "How To Describe A Beautiful Woman"

via Natalie

"Yeah guys, I like chicks. Chicks are so great. My favorite parts about them are...

*turns his back, googles 'beautiful women'*

honey lips. I love their honey lips. They're so... lilac soft. Yeah, honey soft lilac lips. That's my favorite part."

It's really impossible to be lamer than Russell Wilson. Plagiarizing why your insanely sexy girlfriend is fucking beautiful? That's how you get dumped, dude. Ciara used to date Future, the songbird of a generation, a guy who can string together beautiful lyrics like "I ain't got no manners for no sluts, Imma stick my thumb in her butt," but you need Google to send a tweet? Good lord. You may be able to scramble like a cockroach and throw an insane ball out of the pocket, but if you can't have an original thought then what good are you? Try fucking Ciara once. Look at parts of her body other than her lips and personality. Use her as a muse. I don't know, just stop being the lamest fucking dork on the planet.

PS - Ciara is my #WCT because she is sex. I came up with that all on my own.