This Heavily Prego Fitness Instructor Is Simply Cuckolding Every Mother On Earth

Holy unrealistic expectations.  How is it possibly to have a watermelon inside of you yet still almost sport a six-pack? Is that parasite just eating her fat from the inside out?  I get it.  Us scumbag men and the media as a whole hold ladies to standards are well beyond reality.  But, come on, woman.  You’re not even giving the skinny arm. Just straight sticking that shit out.  At least give mothers around the world a chance. The lack of weight gain in each trimester can only be described as Sorcery.

On second thought, the only thing more disturbing than gazing at that egg sac is I kind of like the song choice. Good for her, but really, take it easy. That thing could bust open Alien style on any given lunge.