Little Warriors Fan Asks If Riley Curry Can Be His Valentine

Complex – Steph Curry probably thought he still had some time before he would need to start worrying about boys asking his daughter Riley to be their Valentine. After all, she’s only 3. 3! But Curry apparently thought wrong…Before last night’s Mavericks/Warriors game, a 4-year-old boy namedLucas showed up at Oracle Arena with a sign that said “Riley, will you be my Valentine?” on it. ESPN.com reporter J.A. Adande shared a photo of him and his sign on Twitter. And at one point during the night, he even got the opportunity to meet Curry to show him his sign. It was a cool moment, even though Curry clearly wasn’t ready to commit to an answer to his question:

Voted Most Likely to Get Laid by his Pre-K peers. This kid GETS IT. Way ahead of the curve. WAY ahead. The rest of his classmates are probably worried about cooties. Fuck, half of them dont even know what cooties is yet. Still busy peeing in their pants and eating boogers shit. And then there are probably a couple casanovas who are into girls and realize the way of the world. And then there’s Lucas. Not only does he had ladies in the crosshairs, he’s shooting for the moon. Riley Curry has gotta be the hottest commodity on the Pre-K market. She comes from Basketball Royalty. GREAT genes in her family. Under Armour swag for days. Locking up a 3 year old Riley Curry is just a savvy move.

I got bad news for you though, little man. You’re gonna have to go through this guy:

And just being realistic…if you want me to be honest…thats a battle you’re not gonna win. You’re just not gonna go toe to toe with PJ Rose. His style. His moxie. His confidence. You’re a worthy opponent, Lucas. But you’re no PJ.

Dont worry though there’s some perfectly average girl in Pre-K who’s gonna be down to play “you show me yours I’ll show you mins” and you’ll be first in line.