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Report: Jeb Bush Is A Secret Coke Head Who Celebrated His Dad's Election To President By Railing Lines...We Have a New GOP Front Runner

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RADARJeb Bush was a secret cocaine abuser who even celebrated his dad’s presidential election by snorting coke with a top GOP official, has exclusively learned.

That’s the stunning claim by former White House aide Roger Stone, whose bombshell new book rips the lid off Bush’s shocking secret life. Jeb! And The Bush Crime Family, due to hit Feb. 16, is co-authored by Saint John Hunt, the son of E. Howard Hunt, the man who organized the bugging of the Democratic headquarters in the Watergate.

In one shocking passage, Stone wrote: “Jeb had snorted lines of cocaine at the vice president’s residence at the Naval Observatory on the night of Vice President George H.W. Bush‘s election to the presidency.”

“A prominent Tallahassee lobbyist told me he had also snorted coke with Jeb Bush, which the [then-Florida] governor said he did largely out of boredom with the slow pace of the state capital,” added Stone.

Stone pointed out in the book that there are also allegations Bush, 62, once smuggled cocaine into Florida.

“Legendary CIA drug smuggler and pilot Barry Seal claimed to his Miami lawyer Richard Sharpstein that he had orchestrated an elaborate sting at the Opa-locka airport in which the DEA got videotape of Jeb and his brother George W. Bush bringing a kilo into Florida for resale,” wrote Stone.

“Jeb’s conservative stand on drugs is perhaps his most hypocritical position of all,” Stone wrote. “As a heavy dope smoker and even a dealer in prep school and college, he started out early on a path many young people do. But what makes him a phony is his tough stance against drugs as an elected official and a politician…”

Chances Jeb “leaked” this information? 1,000,000%? Maybe more? I mean I can tell you with absolute certainty that there is no way Jeb Bush has ever done cocaine*. Probably never even seen it. Wayyyy too much of a square. But if there’s one thing the Bush family knows, it’s politics and how to play the game. They know the image that’s out there for Jeb right now. Who’s that again? Oh that nerd that wears the same sweater every day? That little sissy man who gets emasculated by Donald Trump every time he steps foot in public? That guy still running? Desperate times call for desperate measures…time to unleash Top Secret Campaign Plan Code Name: Bolivian Marching Powder. Jeb Bush is now a behind the scenes coke fiend who rails gator tails on a nightly basis.

I mean who cares if it’s only being covered by “Radar Online” and comes from a guy trying to sell a conspiracy book, it worked on me. I don’t know why, but I believe it yo.

You got Ted Cruz making ass-piration jokes about taking over the world. You got Rubio shooting cornhole bags like a fucking basketball. All you need is a way to get an edge on Trump, the guy who “doesn’t touch alcohol or drugs.”

Advantage: JEB

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*I kind of change my stance on this now that I think about it. I think Jeb has tried it before, once, because George W. bullied him into it and called him a pussy for an hour at a high school house party. But he hated it and kept coughing and rubbing his nose the entire night.