Dave Not Deleting His "Need Two Beautiful Women To Act Like My GF During Super Bowl Week" Craigslist Ad Has To Be The Most Awkward Part Of This Patriots Loss

Delete, Delete, Delete! Yikes, I thought the loss was embarrassing just because he’s put his entire self worth as a human being into a single football team. Little did I know he was using his twitter muscle to try to get girlfriends online. Walking around San Fran, cock of the walk with a girl in each arm because of his social media exposure. Tough day for Pres, tough day indeed.

*Note, this isn’t actually his ad. And the person who really did make this, jesus fucking christ what a cock.

@WhileShaving