Would You Rather Bang The Girl Of Your Dreams Or The Pats Win Yesterday?

I wrote this in my Guess That Ass. That I would have rather the Pats win yesterday than bang Daniela Lopez. I don’t know if that makes me a gayball or what but it’s not even close for me. I’m talking there is no girl in the world I’d fuck over the Pats winning yesterday. I know what you’re thinking. “What about Candice Pres? You wouldn’t give Candice the business for 4 seconds over the Pats winning?” Nope. Maybe if it was a different year but not this time. I needed the Pats to get there because of the Goodell factor. I needed the sham that was Deflategate to be front and center again. I needed Goodell to have it brought up everywhere he went. For him to be held accountable for his actions. To watch him squirm thinking about having to give us the Lombardi Trophy. There is no pussy in the world I would have traded for this. It makes me such a sad pathetic man but it’s the truth. I’m curious what other Pats fans would say about this?

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