The Snow Dick From Yesterday Was Finally Removed And Then Promptly Replaced By An Even Bigger Snow Dick
Mirror- This penis graffiti on a frozen moat in central Gothenburg was too big a challenge for the local council to remove – the ice was too thin. After a picture was published in the local paper Göteborgs Posten, a local building exteriors cleaning company decided to take on the job themselves and swiftly removed the offensive graffiti. But social media didn’t take to kindly to this and a Facebook group was started, demanding the “snow willy” be reinstated. Emilian Sava, who removed the graffiti, was alerted to the group and after reading the comments he decided to return. He put his snow blower into to his van and drove out to a big field – where he created a HUGE replacement, reports the Daily Record.
So yesterday we had the snow dick that held a small town hostage. People falling from their windows complaining about the snow dick and how it needed to be removed immediately. Well lucky for those prudes, they got their way. A local cleaning company saw the picture of the snow dick and decided to do something about it. Prudes ruin everything. Unlucky for the prudes is that somebody came back and replaced the small snow dick on the lake with a giant snow dick on the nearby field.
And the person who did it might surprise you
Emilian Sava, who removed the graffiti, was alerted to the group and after reading the comments he decided to return. He put his snow blower into to his van and drove out to a big field – where he created a HUGE replacement, reports the Daily Record.
That’s right! The man who removed the little snow dick was also the man who came back with his snowblower and drew the even bigger snow dick. He stabbed the prudes right in the backs and shoved an even bigger dick in their faces.
Why the change of heart?
Social media didn’t take to kindly to this (the removal of the stock dick) and a Facebook group was started, demanding the “snow willy” be reinstated.
Weaponized social media, baby! Works every damn time. Thank god Clay Travis invented weaponizing social media. It comes through at the perfect times. Regular people with regular senses of humor were up in arms about the removal of the snow dick so they took to their computers. It’s a beautiful thing. It’s further proof that snow dicks are hilarious. It’s stupid to be offended by snow dicks. The more snow dicks the merrier. That’s what I always say.
