Chick Pole Dancing While Breastfeeding Her Kid

First thing’s first, that was some goddam black magic to spin around the pole like that. Looked like one of those levitating street performers

So shout out to this sorceress for defying gravity.

And shout out to that 4 year old still on the boob. If there’s something I’ve learned through this whole child care/breast feeding process, its that you should never judge. If your kid is happy and quiet when shes pole dancing and way too old to be breast feeding, so be it. Strap her in, work that pole, and let her breastfeed until she’s like 9. Whatever it takes, man. Once you have a kid you lock into Survival Mode. You do whatever it takes for that kid to survive. And I’m not talking about keeping her well fed and happy. I’m talking about you keeping your sanity so you dont kill your kid. If an actual strip club made my kid sleep I think my wife would take her there every night. Family outings to Flashdancers because the kid is sleeping through the night. Dont throw rocks until you’ve been staring down the barrel of a kid who will not shut the fuck up.