IT'S OFFICIAL: Frankie MacDonald Forecasts A Massive Blizzard To Hit The DMV On Friday

When Frankie Mac says it’s real, that’s when you know it’s about to go down. Dude’s word is gold. If there is a chance of snow coming, he is the first person I turn to. Not Al Roker. Not that hot Amelia smoke weather girl on Channel 4. You know who I’m talking about, she comes on after the Sunday Night Football game and is cute as a button. But I don’t even turn to her. I turn to Frankie because he’ll give it to you straight. He’ll let you know if you get to do your snow day ritual which goes something like- You sleep in, play the ol’ cat and mouse game with your boss by making sure you’re “logged in” all day, watch the Price is Right, and drink with your roommates and hope to find a chinese food place that will deliver.

PS: My neighbor moved out (living with his girlfriend, what an idiot!) and left me his smoker and I’m planning on firing it up for the first time during this blizzard. Meats on meats on meats! Too bad I have no idea what I’m doing with it. Might die in a fiery blaze in the middle of a snowstorm but it’ll be worth it. All about that smoker life now, no going back. If you have any tips, fire em my way.