DeMar DeRozan And Kyle Lowry Arguing About Simple Math Is Laugh Out Loud Funny

Here’s the deal, I’m not going to make fun of DeMar DeRozan for being dumb. No siree, you want that you go to one of those uppity, elitist sports blogs that totally exist. I’ve sneaky counted on my fingers far too many times as an adult to start looking down on guys who struggle with math. But DeRozan saying that he “ain’t even go to college for that long” was the funniest defense of struggling with pre-school math is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. That’s like saying you can’t ride a bike without training wheels or do a cartwheel because you didn’t go to college for a long time: they have no connection whatsoever. So don’t try and blame the wonderful academics over at USC, DeMar, just admit you’re dumb like I do.

But, then again, when you can do stuff like this, you don’t really need a brain.