A Guy Swallowing A Baby Chick Whole And Washing It Down With A Beer Is A Monster

This video is going viral today and unfortunately I can’t find the context anywhere because I feel like that makes or breaks what we’re witnessing here. Is this guy just some psychopath wandering Brazil and walking into places where horrified people watch on as he starts swallowing chicks (should be the other way around am I right fellas)? Or is this some act of civil disobedience where he’s the tiny animal gobbling hero these people need to keep surviving? If it’s the latter, that’s one hell to make a statement, sort of like the sledgehammer thrown at the screen in that old Apple “1984” commercial, a very poetic deep-throated baby chicken of rebellion.

But if it’s the former, I don’t see how you let this guy keep walking around a free man. Sure we eat chicken and I’m sure they’re even less sentimental with animals in Brazil but there’s no way you can go around swallowing live baby chicks whole and be a person adding value to society. That little confused chirp coming from the chick as this guy gleefully gulped him down was insanity, one of those signs a person has to get put down like Old Yeller for the good of us all. Here’s hoping that baby chick fluttered his little wings to stay out of the stomach acid, survived, and ended up pecking away at this guy’s innards until he bled out in the middle of a dice game. Or maybe the chick ended up in some sort of adventure that resulted in his freedom. Little guy deserves better.