X-Pac Says Hes Going To Visit Making A Murderer's Brendan Dassey In Prison

Cage Side Seats -  According to Ryan Satin of Pro Wrestling Sheet, Dassey’s half-brother, Brad, is launching a personal crusade to try and find at least one former WWE Superstar who would be willing to visit Brendan in prison.

Brad says he’s unsure which wrestlers were Brendan’s favorite, so he wrote to his brother in jail last night asking and plans to reach out to all of them. It’s worth noting that the prison does have restrictions on who can visit though, so anyone willing to help could always be denied.

As for whether Brendan has been able to watch wrestling whatsoever in jail since he was put away in 2006, Brad tells us he’s almost certain it’s a no — but one fan of the show is sending him a WrestleMania box set that he instructed Dassey to hold onto until his brother is released.

Certainly a cause with noble intentions. Time will tell whether Brad Dassey succeeds in his mission.

Well, you got that going for you, Brendan! You’re probably in jail for life for something you didnt do, and at the very least you were mentally unfit to be interrogated and tried in the manner in which you were, but at least X Pac is gonna come visit you in prison! Thats kind of a cool “Option B” when your life has been ruined by your uncle and the local police. Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah.

I’m not saying I’d switch spots with Brendan Dassey because I like my freedom and I like having a functioning brain, but all I’m saying is I’d love to kick it with X Pac for a visit. Talk about the X Factor and the Bronco Buster. Ask him what its like to bang Chyna. Talk about his days as a tag team champ with Kane. Get a pic with him doing the DX Chop. Thats all pretty cool. Could be worse for Brendan and by could be worse I mean it absolutely cannot possibly get any worse.