Bruce Springsteen Is Already In Full Boss Mode On The River Tour, Crowdsurfing Like A 65-Year-Old Champ
Shout out to 6’5 John Clark for the stellar up close camera work.
Bruce, man. I’m convinced this guy could be going on 165-years-old and he’d still put on a hell of a show. And you just know these old white fans are getting off grabbing an assful of The Boss. Greatest moment of their lives, hands down. And yes, the entire crowd at every Bruce concert is like a middle-aged cracker utopia. Might as well be selling golf clubs, Viagra, and DVDs of The Big Bang Theory in bulk at these damn things. At every Bruce concert I’ve been to my friends and I place odds on how many minorities we see. Every time there are always more black people on the stage (usually 3-4) than in the seats. Never fails.
Soon enough Bruce will be back to total form and chugging beers in the crowd.
Listen, I don’t care whether you like Bruce Springsteen or not, but this is a boss move. Stops the concert and has 30 seconds of dead air so his old ass can take a blow and have a free brew. Doesn’t matter that he makes 90$ million a year, he’s downing that 12$ beer from a fan who paid 200$ to see him. Power move to the max. He could’ve done whatever he wanted there and still been praised to the high heavens. During that 30 seconds the man could have dropped his pants, got blown by all the willing chicks and dudes around him, beat someone into a coma with his microphone, and still brought the house down.
PS – Dude took a Greyhound down to Philly to shoot the shit with David Bowie. Awesome.
PPS – Still in the waiting room waiting for tix when he’s in town. Comcast can go fist itself.