Victor Cruz Stopping NYC Traffic For A Photo Shoot Is Simply Ridiculous
Victor Cruz pulling this move takes enormous balls. I love you Vic, but you didn’t play one fucking snap last season. Odell Beckham Jr. is already a better receiver, entertainer, and dancer than you. If ODB wanted to close the GW just for shits and giggles, that would be fine with me. But the last thing cube monkeys need is a Giant that may never play another game for Big Blue causing them to sit in traffic one second more than they have to. I was excited when I saw you on Ballers over the summer walking without a limp, but apparently that was just really good acting. So whether you plan to be spending most of your time in East Rutherford or Hollywood the next few years, try not to ruin our day-to-day lives in the process.
Still love you though, Victor. But try to make sure you are able to play longer than Hakeem “Lazarus” Nicks.
P.S. Fucccccck this celebrity jeweler named “Mr. Flawless”. Pulling this stunt while dressed like an asshole while trying to light logs on fire instantly makes him my least favorite person in the world.
