This Girl's Adele-Themed "Hello" Tinder Bio Deserves Some Credit

On the one hand, this probably took her a decent bit of time to think out and I’m usually turned off by anyone trying too hard on a Tinder or Bumble. But on the other hand, her little Weird Al spin was pretty clever and actually kind of charming? I may be biased because before this I’d have thought any girl quoting Adele on her profile would be a bit of a mess both inside and out and this girl is definitely attractive but still, I’d take this over a girl with corny butt stuff jokes or just her Instagram handle any day. Though since it’s Colorado, I feel like a weed reference might have been appropriate so I’ve got to dock a point there. Adele’s a gal who knows a munchies craving or two, she wouldn’t mind. (via DM)

And hey it’s another week of the Internet’s number one Tinder blog. Pro Tip that I may have written before: If you’re single, now is the best time to go on one of these apps because January through end of February is when they get the most new people trying them out who made resolutions to find a relationship. There are even more options than usual to be found out there. And when you do start looking, make sure to send me your screenshots on Twitter (my DMs are open for confidentiality) and let’s get to it!

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Not to step on Nate’s toes but I’d offer Britt a fantastic first date at a location that will valet her car just to avoid any potential hiccups. That’s what you call being a gentleman (via SE)

I stared at this for a few minutes and have no fucking clue where she’s going here, any ideas? (via JD)

There’s so much going on here to appreciate but here I am loling at her working at Siemens (via TOC)

This week’s reminder that trannies love photos that show only 40% of their body or face (via Turtle)

…But I guess that angle doesn’t always work (via TMG)

It’d weird how judgmental weird people are sometimes (via TM)

I’ve heard people say before that former fat girls are the best because they try harder due to that previously lowered self-esteem but not sure I need to see the Jenny Craig photo right there before my eyes (via SE)

Set that bar high girl, new year new us (via RZ)

Well their dicks are more compact but probably also more efficient if we’re basing it upon their other Japanese exports (via RP)

29 means “older couple” now??? Fuck my life (via PM)

This bio was nothing short of an emotional journey (via MP)

Oh that poor child and all the colorful women with mental issues or men in silk robes he’ll meet and not remember (via MH)

In case you’ve always dreamed of using Atlantis Tinder to end up on an episode of Locked Up Abroad (via KP)

Hotter if the outfit is legit and not a costume of some sort imo (via JW)

Bent over with a sex face, classic way of making sure no one even thinks about a hookup (via JS)

Full disclosure: I also saw this girl on Tinder this week and did not swipe right but did familiarize myself with her film career and the scene with love-of-my-life Dillion Harper was a well-received surprise (via JP)

You have to respect how this girl won’t allow herself to have even one second of being single (via JOC)

AKA they definitely will not hook up with you or each other but will drink all your booze and giggle a lot in between whispering to each other (via JM)

One of those times you swipe right and ask all the questions later (via JG)

This week in big titted girl irrational confidence (I hope this is a weekly reminder way more than the tranny one #barstoolconfessions) (via JD)

But the handwriting on her ass is where she really excels (via JC)

You know it’s real when she already knows your future wedding vows (via DS)

Hilarious usage of spinal trauma for comedic effect (via MW)

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Better than “live, love, laugh at dick” (via Dark Knight)

Nothing like slinging Grand Slams under those harsh Denny’s drunk-sobering flourescent lights to get a girl all frothed up and ready for dick (via Creamy)

That is one hell of a spin on a Barbie costume, gotta love it (via CC)

I bet the Vontaze Burfict hit is what ended it all (via BE)

The people’s “Netflix and chill” (via BB)

I like when people conjure up visuals that are both sexy and involve them hilariously injured (via WH)

So uh what’s the big swinging dick in the cracker factory been up to since buying Barstool? (via TT)

With her sign, are talking John Boyega in Star Wars or Finn Balor from WWE here? Necessary bit of info before rendering a swipe decision (via TR)

This is what happens when girls grew up liking that weird Annoying Orange shit on YouTube I bet (via SK)

I wonder if she’s going Bernie this November (via SC)

Somewhere the far off sound of a shotgun blast echoes through the sky. A flock of birds seated on a nearby rooftop scatters into the clouds. You tried, dad. You tried. (via PR)

Hey you think this chick likes drugs? (via NS)

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For no matter what problems may come our way, I can say with 100% certainty that life would be great if I dated a lingerie football player doctor (via MW)

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Some people last week commented that Bumble was somehow paying for promotion and A) I surprisingly have way too much journalistic integrity for that and B) Some hot girls love Bumble because they don’t have guys hitting them up first, that’s why they’re on there…apparently with amazing photos like this (via MW)

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This would be the psycho move of psycho moves if this is real. Like it’s so insane that it has to be real or this person should be committed right? (via MG)

If I wouldn’t click the thumbnail on MILFHunter, I’m not swiping right (via Major Tom)

Has anyone looking for a threesome on Tinder ever used the right version of your/you’re? (viaLL)

It’s way weirder in my eyes if you have a dog and post no pics of it (via JG)

More from Colorado Tinder and this one is repping Colorado life hard (via JC)

See this is what I mean with weed girls. Hot as hell, likes weed, might be functionally retarded. Do better, weed chicks. DO BETTER (via Fringe Bowl)

A guy trying to blindfold and blow other guys would choose that meme to get his point across (via EM)

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I respect every single thing about this girl‘s tits (via DE)

You know what? I don’t blame her and with all the joy Seinfeld has brought me, I feel similarly now that I’m thinking about it (via CL)

That last line sounds more like one of those NY Post nicknames they’d give a serial killer tbh (via Burner)

Wifey caliber bio (via Bubby Brister)

I never wish for this because it seems needlessly mean but I kinda hope this girl’s boyfriend sees this and does the sad Charlie Brown walk

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I thought this would have to be fake but as you’ll see at the end with this week’s NSFW cherry on top, it very much is not. God bless the gender equality finally resulting in a reverse Backroom Casting Couch (via MC)

And onto the hot and a bit NSFWish ones…

This poor girl probably can’t turn to Ashley Madison now with all those security risks (via MW)

…this chick too, but for real (via AT)

Supporting a Carrabba’s or Olive Garden seems like an affront to my Italian heritage but at the same time Sicily was invaded by moors and black dudes love butts so maybe not? (via Jeff)

It’s fucked up to test my love of pokies like this (via RB)