Jim Caldwell Is Still Alive (In Job Only)

Fuck yes. I could not handle losing Tomsula, Campbell AND Caldwell all in one year. Need that dead, expressionless face patrolling the sidelines for at least one more season. Welcome back Jim, we are all excited to see what the future holds. Will you win some games and enjoy success?

Will you get angry and lose your shit?

Will you Beat the Bears and show how happy you are? Trick question, you always beats the Bears.

Will you stub your toe and scream out loud?

Or maybe you’ll properly plan for a Hail Mary in the most blatant Hail Mary spot of all time and not lose in unbelievably tragic fashion.

I’m just happy we get one more year.